I love my fish, Brian IV. He wags his tail when I come home, he's that excited.
I even forgive him when he tries to bite a chunk out of my arm every time I clean his tank.
I miss him when I go to work, so it was with some excitement I spotted an email in my junk mail urging me to buy a Mobile 3D magnifying screen from a Chinese company.
Apparently, it is a 'popular creative product in the current mobile phone market'.
I think a 3D magnified Brian IV is what's missing from my office desk.