Clean Joke


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I'm so happy. Searching for supplies during this crazy Covid-19 crisis I spotted one of my favourite products which I thought they had stopped making in the 70s.

It means I can tell you one of my favourite health jokes which is pretty topical:

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bar of soap ...

Doctor: Well, that's Lifebuoy!


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