Stock Market Update



Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing.

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

Nappies remained unchanged.

The market for raisins dried up.

Balloon prices were inflated.

And toilet paper touched a bottom yet again.

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