You Know You're Having a Bad Day When ...


You Know You're Having a Bad Day When ...  

  • Your horn sticks on the dual carriageway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.
  • You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your flies are open or your blouse unbuttoned.
  • Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
  • You call the Samaritans and they put you on hold.
  • You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
  • Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
  • Your income tax refund check bounces.
  • The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
  • You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
  • Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
  • You put both contacts into the same eye.
  • Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
  • Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
  • You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.
  • Nothing you own is actually paid for.
  • Everyone loves your driver's licence picture, but you think it looks awful.
  • You invite the peeping Tom in ... and he says, no.
  • The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
  • People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
  • When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
  • You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.
  • You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night ... and there aren't any.
  • It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

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